How To: Have the BEST Half-Birthday!
- BumbleBri
- Aug 14, 2018
- 2 min read
Today is my Half-Birthday!!! I have been waiting for this day ever since it was my actual birthday 6 months ago. When people ask me how old I am, I can confidently add on the "and a half" to intimidate them and assert that I have been alive for another half-year so I know more than a regular twenty year old.
Wait a second. Have you NEVER celebrated your Half-Birthday before? Well lucky for you I made a list of festive activities so now you can have the best Half-Birthday ever.
1.) Start off the day already celebrating. Set your alarm to a festive song. I recommend "Half of My Heart" by John Mayer or "Halfway There" by Big Time Rush.
2.) Put Half & Half in your coffee for a fun festive twist.

3.) Put your hair in a half up, half down hair-do so everyone knows its your half birthday just by looking at you. Don't have long enough hair? Pro Tip: Try shaving off half of your hair to achieve the same festive vibe.

4.) Make a list of everything you have to accomplish and only do half of it because you deserve a break, it is your half birthday after all.

5.) Watch the 2006 hit drama about a drug addict teacher in Brooklyn,
"Half Nelson" starring your favorite heartthrob, Ryan Gosling.

6.) Go even further than that and put a random person in a Half Nelson and do not, DO NOT, release them until they wish you a happy half birthday.

7.) Finish the day by eating either Half-Baked ice cream by Ben & Jerry, or half of an entire birthday cake all by yourself. Only half the calories will count on your half birthday so just go for it!

Congrats! You survived another 6 months! Enjoy YOUR day! 💛🐝